Your good girl who does naughty things.

As soon as you meet me, you’ll notice the mischievous glint in my bright blue eyes. We’re about to get into a whole lot of trouble together, and you’ll be loving every second of it.

I’m Natalia, and it’s a pleasure to meet you. I’m a 30-year-old bisexual Melbourne escort who loves video games, vegan food, horror movies, and sharing authentic, passionate experiences with lovers from all walks of life.

I’m also the best kisser you’ll ever meet.

Yes, really.

My sweet side

After climbing the corporate ladder in the tech industry, I realised that as much as I enjoy sitting at a desk, I’d rather be bent over one.

What truly brings me joy in life is the silly inside jokes we share together as I lay with my head on your chest, after our second (or third) round in the sheets.

I crave human connection and wholeheartedly believe everyone has something about them that will make my heart race. I want to know what makes your brain tick, what makes you smile, and create a private little world where we can be our most authentic selves.

Within minutes of meeting me, you’ll feel that you’ve been reunited with an old lover, with endless things to catch up on — if only we could keep our hands off each other for long enough. In my arms, you’ll find an experience that is free of judgement and welcoming to kind and respectful adults of all backgrounds and physicalities.

My naughtier side

Whether you are looking for an experience that’s sweet, spicy, or a little of both - I am happy to oblige and share adventures in the bedroom and beyond with you.

Maybe I’m waiting for you at the bar, in a slinky dress and no underwear. I sit across from you, whisper devilish thoughts in your ear and tease you until we’re home again and we can finally devour one another.

Maybe I introduce you to one of my gorgeous friends, and we put on a show for you in the bedroom before turning our attention to you.

Maybe you’re looking for an open-minded, non-judgemental space to explore that thing you’ve always been curious about.

Whether sinful or sweet - I’m known to make dreams come true.

My nerdy side

You might also be wondering how I spend my time outside the bedroom.

When I’m not out with friends or at a pilates class, I love to game. I grew up taking on the zombie hordes of Racoon City in Resident Evil, so I've always had a love for the macabre.

But don't let my love for horror games mislead you - I'm also a big fan of cute and quirky indie games, and RPGs too. Anything with unique gameplay, imaginative worlds to explore, and beautiful visuals will draw me in every time. Some of my favourites include Stardew Valley, the Fallout series, and Ghost of Tsushima. I also often post about what I’ve been playing lately on Twitter.

So if you're looking for someone who can take on the undead and still have a soft spot in their heart for cute pixelated farm animals, I’m your girl. Who knows - we might just discover a new favourite game together on an intimate date night at home.

A few of my favourite things

Music

Indie, rock, blues, metal, or jazz - best enjoyed tucked away in a cozy corner of a bar with you, over a cocktail, while our hands wander under the table.

Burlesque

I adore retro glamour and moonlight as a burlesque dancer. Stripping on stage for a crowd is so much fun, and excites my inner exhibitionist.

Art & Museums

I dabble in sketching and painting myself, but best enjoy art when viewing it at a museum. Bonus points if the museum also has dinosaurs or an Egyptology exhibition.

Video Games

Resident Evil is my all-time favourite franchise. Recent games in rotation include Elden Ring, Breath of the Wild, and Stardew Valley.

Movies

Favourites include Ex Machina, Gone Girl, Suspiria (1977), The Conjuring, The Matrix, Rosemary's Baby, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, The Babadook.

Reading

I’m a nonfiction fan and typically reach for books on history, true crime, the paranormal, sociology and popular science.

And now, a little about you

If you're intrigued enough to read this far, you're definitely my type.

You're looking for a warm and genuine girlfriend experience, whether it's a one-off indulgence or a deeper ongoing connection. You might also be feeling nervous about booking an escort, which is totally normal! Rest assured I am an expert at putting people at ease with my confident, warm, and kind demeanour. I'm a great conversationalist and happy to take the lead, so you can simply relax and unwind in my arms.

I can’t wait to meet you.

Kisses,

Natalia xx

Testimonials

  • “Natalia was extremely open and welcoming to everything I asked about leading up to and during our time together. After a heap of fun, time seemed to not exist and Natalia makes you feel you are the only thing that matters to her. I booked in for additional time right then and there and she was more than happy to oblige. I got lost in conversation with her a number of times during out time together as she was just so interesting and we had so much in common. She’s extremely intelligent and really does love all things nerdy. You’re honestly doing yourself a favour if you book time with Natalia and I’m already thinking about my next time seeing her.”

    Daniel, May 2023

  • “We have been talking about having a threesome for a few years now, and finally decided to go ahead with it. Both of us were quite nervous and asked Natalia a few questions, which she answered promptly. She really reassured us with her reply so we went ahead to booking some time with her. When we met her it really was like meeting an old friend. She’s very charismatic, stunning, intelligent and just very easy to talk to. She made sure both of us were comfortable with everything still and had a great time exploring after that. It was definitely a great experience start to finish and can highly recommend Natalia to any couples considering approaching her for an appointment!”

    Couple, June 2023

  • “One of the first thing you’ll notice about Natalia is her delightfully charming smile, which, if you treat her right, will alternative between cute, sexy, naughty, and warm, mirroring the shades of her wonderful personality… If you’re looking for genuine intimacy and have a taste for cute, geeky ladies, you will in no way be disappointed with a booking with the divine Natalia, who is a feast for the eyes, the soul and the heart.”

    Samani, March 2023

  • “Extremely warm and welcoming, Natalia knows how to make you feel comfortable, safe and respected. Amazing conversationalist, with the skills to make me reach levels of pleasure I did not know existed or were possible. She is very good at understanding what works well, and happy to respond to feedback to make your time with her even more amazing.”

    Liam, May 2023

  • “Natalia is in a league of her own. From the moment she warmly welcomed me through her door I felt comforted and desired which set the scene for an exquisite evening. I have never before in my travels experienced such an authentic and enthralling companion. i cannot recommend her highly enough, she is simply marvellous.”

    Vince, June 2023

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